Archive - Thirty, Married, and Trying

The Gift of Multi-Generational Friends

"As a (now) 35-year-old, I get it, and I thank God for the gift of multi-generational friends, like Dorothy, and all the love and wisdom they give us."

Jun 24 •

April 2025

Thoughts on Homeschool and Sibling Relationships

It's all good, I promise!

Apr 1 •

March 2025

Bonnie Blue Slept With 1,000+ Men in 12 Hours... I Fear She Will Be Dead in the Next Five Years

I feel like I post a lot on this Substack about OnlyFans and porn, but since I do write about current events and culture (and since I am a boy mom…

Mar 15 •

February 2025

Nobody Cares That Your House Is Messy - Host the Get Together!

This may be one of the most vulnerable things I have ever written about, but as a busy Millennial mom who - like most - enjoys aesthetically pleasing…

Feb 25 •

January 2025

The Government is Banning Tiktok? Good.

I Promise I Have Good Reasons for Celebrating the Ban

Jan 18 •

If You Find Joy In Death and Suffering, You're Doing It Wrong

Or Even Happiness, For That Matter

Jan 13 •

December 2024

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry a Kennedy

My favorite book of 2024

Dec 31, 2024 •

Wait... Did We All Agree on Something?

(Alternate Title: Don't Sleep With 101 Men in 14 Hours)

Dec 15, 2024 •

This is Thirty, Married, and Trying.

Dec 14, 2024 •

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